Wednesday, 27 August 2014

Green deal update and general news

So a glazing man came from Sheffield several weeks ago but has not forwarded a quote to the Green Deal Provider. Likewise the boiler company are not returning my calls or the GDP's calls... ho hum!

Meanwhile we have got our Green deal voucher by email... which is valid for less than 6 months. Curses.

I'll give it a week or two before I start asking questions like "should we just pay for the windows out of our wedding fund then"...

Quote for most of the windows (no doors) coming in around 2500. But the central heating is 5000. I guess we can limp through one winter on a crappy gas fire with nice tight DG in place. Just need to get the dripping and rust-encrusted bathroom radiator removed/replaced... and maybe hammer in some draught excluding seals around the doors.

In other news, saggy guttering is causing leaks into the box room and bathroom extension roof. Still gathering spirits to find someone to sort that out.

On the plus side, I have wired in a lovely halogen rail to the kitchen ceiling. I found it in a skip. Very nice.

Thursday, 3 July 2014

Kitchen ceiling - Final onslaught

So, you may have been wondering what's been going on that's so important the blog hasn't been updated for days. In short, life. More specifically, the hellish purgatory of the Groundhog Day that is the kitchen ceiling. Looks like this:

Step 1. Wash.
Step 2. Paint. Grease comes through.
Step 3. Paint. Grease still coming through.
Step 4. PVA.
Step 5. PVA.
Step 6. Paint test patch. Grease comes through.
Step 7. Soak ceiling with water. Scrape off paint, PVA, decades of stinking orange grease and horrible popcorn texture into a soggy rain of squishy flakes of stinking doom. Note: this is for masochists who enjoy sore shoulders, wrist sprains and disgusting crap landing in their hair and inside their clothes despite all precautions. 3 days of my life I can never get back.
Step 8. Wash.
Step 9. Wash.
Step 10. I may wash one more time.

Then my plan is:
Step 11. Size (prep paste for wallpaper)
Step 12. Wallpaper a test area. If minimal grease appears, proceed.
Step 13. Paint with kitchen paint.
Step 14. Paint with kitchen paint.

If grease appears through the lining paper I will switch to vinyl textured paper.

Masochists please note: it's best to prep walls before the ceiling is finished. That way you can do the walls twice...!!!

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Green Deal and smart meters

Yesterday the Green Deal Provider rang me. She read out the list of options named on the EPC and simply said "which ones do you want quotes for?" So I said boiler, windows and EWI. The boiler mainly for laughs of course.

Also found a note on the doormat from National Grid today saying someone had called round to put in a new electric meter. I was upstairs at the time on the card - 8.30am. Bizarre. Presumably this is the smart meter roll out!

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Update 18 June

It's all been a bit of a blur the last couple of days what with Keren plastering furiously between bouts with an ice pack and Fred diligently shifting boxes of stuff from the old house to the new house between bouts of learning Shakespeare. So here are a few snaps of the house today.

Van booked for Saturday: due to shift furniture in the morning, wait during a lunchtime BBQ, then off to collect bathroom stuff from the lovely Hannah's parents. Then on Sunday hopefully collect the retro (ahem) kitchen we have scored off Fleabay!

In between: Try not to succumb to PANIC...

Day of reckoning aka beware patio slabs 16 June

Thanks to Jamie who saved the day!

Sunday, 15 June 2014

Day 13 - 3rd coat of plaster

Keren added a 3rd and final coat of plaster to the dining room wall.

Friday, 13 June 2014

Day 12 - Ceiling painting

Keren added a second layer of plaster and smoothed off in part where it was flush with the wall.

The invention of the Rollerbroom (tm) was a great leap forward in DIY for the 21st century.

Day 11 (12 June) - Free oven 2 and first plastering

Having procured plaster and a mixing device, Keren set about mixing all-in-one plaster in an empty paint drum. My top tip here is: mix it outside, on a dust sheet, and test the control you have over the speed of your mixer BEFORE you place it into the water...!! We applied the first coat of plaster to the bottom of one of the dining room walls and a bit of the kitchen. Dust, dampen, apply, leave, smooth off. We also sanded off most of the filler in the kitchen and back door passageway walls and bought another drum of emulsion paint.

We also procured another oven, a Hotpoint double oven, for free! Now we have two ovens, one of them will be the right size for our second hand kitchen which we will procure soon from Ebay...

Day 10 (11 June) - Free oven 1

Keren designed the new bathroom! Also Febreezed the $%*^! out of the attic room carpet. We did other stuff too but can't remember now! Also put the bins out - very important as the previous occupant had left them full of rubbish. Cheers for that!

Walking the dog we spotted a sink, hob and oven on the street. We knocked on the door and the chap said they all work, he hadn't sold them and was waiting for them to be taken away. How's that for divine provision? They seem in very good condition so fingers crossed they will work when we plug them in!




Day 9 - Measuring of floors and windows, and painting of stairway

Keren painted the stairway walls (as far as she could reach!) and the landing. She also filled numerous quantities of marks and cracks in the kitchen, bathroom and back door passageway walls. While Keren measured the garden, windows, upstairs new bathroom and kitchen dimensions, she drained the waterbutt in creative fashion. Payment was made for patio slabs to be collected on Monday by Fred and John.

Day 8 - Manwork

Fred and John scrubbed down the bathroom ceiling, the back door passageway ceiling, walls and doorframes, and a second run on cleaning the kitchen walls.

Sunday, 8 June 2014

Day 7 - More painting, cleaning... and first furniture!

Mum and Paul cleaned and painted 2 of the walls in the downstairs back room. With the addition of a rug the room was ready to receive the dining table and chairs. Getting the table into the house was a challenge but Paul and Fred did it in no time!

In the afternoon Keren cleaned the bathroom while Fred painted the attic ceiling and stairway. Attic now fully painted hurrah! Keren attacked stains on the attic room carpet.







Destruction of the kitchen (from Day 4)

Destruction of the horrid kitchen on Day 4:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTLP3wIDSzM

Destruction of mouldy skirting board and plaster (from Day 2)

In which Fred enjoys himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUNNgGv1UHo


Sugar soap wall cleaning video (from Day 1)

Fred extolls the virtues of sugar soap with the help of Keren his glamorous assistant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ9ndQqIfKA


Saturday, 7 June 2014

Day 6 - Family do loads and Work party the first!

This morning at 7am Keren's mum and uncle tackled the front downstairs room, cleaning and painting the walls with 2 coats, 3 where the decorative paper border had been. It looks like a different room! Mum washed the net curtains and they came up brilliantly. Mum also de-greased the kitchen/back door door frame and vestibule, taking out the fridge-freezer and the kitchen door in the process. Uncle Paul removed the overhead kitchen units, broke them up and took them to the tip with Fred. Paul also fixed and cleaned lots of little bits e.g. the back door bolts, front room and back room lights, laid down runners at the front door, cleaned the front room window thoroughly, vacuumed the attic and laid down rugs etc. He also came up with a great solution to balance the paint at a height useful for Mum to paint near the ceiling! Keren and Mum laid down and vacuumed a bit of carpet in the front room. Fred took up the downstairs passageway and stair carpets. Fred also cleaned and painted the downstairs passageway walls with 2 and even 3 coats in places.

In the afternoon the first Work Party took place. Naomi cleaned the downstairs vestibule walls, door frames and skirting boards. Keren filled various holes and dents in the downstairs hallway and front room. Naomi, Khash and Keren cleaned the stairway walls, working up to the landing. Nafsika arrived and the four of us continued cleaning the walls of the landing and the front bedroom. Naomi tackled the skirting board in the large back bedroom and achieved total victory! Meanwhile Fred and Manny removed carpets from the front bedroom and both back bedrooms, dusting and tidying as they went.

Since it had been raining heavily, the BBQ plan was shelved and ham/cheese baps were provided instead. But the weather cleared and by 5pm it was hot and sunny: textbook BBQ weather! Never mind, we'll do it next time!

Our wreck of a kitchen has been brightened up considerably by the flowers brought by Claire and Hannah!









Friday, 6 June 2014

Day 5 - Family visit and Green Deal process begun

This morning Keren and Fred took the kitchen units removed yesterday to the tip.

Keren's mum and uncle arrived at lunchtime and after a quick meal of cheese sandwiches and strawberries were raring to go!






The Green Deal is a government backed scheme which seeks to provide funding through grants and loans for energy efficiency improvements to be carried out on buildings. In our case we plan to pay for external wall insulation and double glazed windows and doors through a combination of grants and a loan.

The loan is unique because it is attached to the property not the homeowner.

The loan payments cannot exceed the expected saving made on the energy bills, and the loan payments are made to the energy company as part of the ordinary energy bills. The theory is that because the payments cannot exceed expected energy savings, the overall energy bill should be the same amount and therefore the loan does not represent an additional financial burden. This is known as "The Golden Rule" and a lot of noise has been made about whether or not it works this way in practice! For an intervention such as external wall insulation which is very expensive, the Golden Rule is not met. Therefore the government offer a grant specifically for part of the cost of EWI. In this way cost to the homeowner is reduced to a level where it will meet the rule.

Having rung round 10+ of the tens of companies listed on the Green Deal Oversight database (a phone call to the government-sponsored Energy Saving helpline yielded a list of providers claiming to operate in the local area), finally one was found which A. Is a full Green Deal Provider who can take us all the way through the process of assessment, applying for loan and grant funding, and getting the measures installed, and B. Can install new windows and doors.

It amazes me (Keren) that of the 5 companies we spoke to who initially said they were a Provider, 4 then admitted they could not include windows. One company admitted the only measure they offer is external wall insulation. The whole point of the Green Deal is to allow access to a package of measures as a once-in-a-lifetime intervention. In fact an extra grant of £1000 is available to homeowners who install a minimum of 2 measures. However since the majority of homes in the UK already have DG and therefore do not qualify for new windows, I suppose there is a logic to the stance companies have taken.

In conclusion, we have paid upfront for an assessment from this company based in Manchester who promised repeatedly that they can do windows and doors. In theory we will be able to claim back £100 of the £154 fee via the new government grant funding "Green Deal Home Improvement Fund", once we sign up to go ahead with the work. This new grant funding is different from previous schemes because it is open to people who do not receive benefits. We are hopeful that with determination and patience we will succeed in getting a lovely warm house with new windows and lots of insulation!

We will keep you posted on our Green Deal journey!

Thursday, 5 June 2014

Day 4

Fred painted all the attic walls with a second coat (non-window side of room) and first coat (window side of room) - just the ceiling to go! Ran out of paint for now...
Fred sugar soaped the kitchen ceiling.
We attacked the kitchen: took out units on both sides of the cooker, removed damp plaster, swept floor, broke up units and stacked in garden.

Horror awaits inside the drawer unit with nailed-on fronts!

We were speechless.

Those are matches. Presumably it didn't occur to the previous occupants to put them in the bin rather than provide raw material for soil formation. And yes, that is an asthma inhaler at the back.

Women's Realm, 1994. The mind boggles.

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

Day 3

Sanded down filler in attic room walls.
Swept and mopped front room floor.
Vacuumed attic again.
Painted one half of attic room (first coat).


Painting the attic room

Day 2

Finished sugar soaping the attic room.
Vacuumed attic room carpet twice.
Applied polyfiller to cracks and holes in attic room walls.
Applied polyfiller to large hole in wall of downstairs front room.
Took away the downstairs carpets and underlay.
Removed rotten skirting boards and plaster from back downstairs room.
Swept and mopped back downstairs floor.
Sugar soaped and scraped the kitchen walls.

Downstairs back room

Kitchen

Attic window after cleaning bottom of frame - top part uncleaned

Attic window before cleaning


Fred discovers indigenous lifeforms in the bath

Dust on the front room lamps had formed a weird soil



Kitchen after scraping off loose plaster and cleaning tiles

Results of the Fred attack!



Excessive levels of ick on a textured ceiling that chewed all sponges and cloths to death, thereby preventing cleaning







Fred's handiwork: de-greased kitchen walls


Many rotted skirting board and carpet grippers from back downstairs room

Fred pacifies the carpets and underlay